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Spring Forward (March 2025)
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Option A – Traditional It’s that time again! Daylight Saving Time begins March 9, which means we’re springing forward and gaining an extra hour of sunshine. Here’s to longer and warmer days ahead! So, set your clocks ahead, grab an extra cup of coffee, and enjoy Spring! It’s almost here! Option B – Humor |
Don’t let those smug flowers fool you.
EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE.
Seriously, why, why would you do this to us?
Who hurt you??
Yeah, we’re mean-mugging looking at you, Spring Forward. You sick, twisted fiend.
We’ll set our clocks forward one hour on March 9th, but just know we ALL have a huge BADittude about it.
And don’t get us started on all those equally smug people in Arizona and Hawaii. They’ll never know the horror of having 60 full minutes of your precious sleep stolen by an actual THIEF IN THE NIGHT.
Don’t worry guys, just wait until we get our tax sleep return direct deposited this fall. THAT’LL SHOW ‘EM.
