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Option A: (Humor) Subject “Merry Christmas”

It’s that old Jingle Jangle!

It’s the Decked Halls and Fa La Las!

It’s the Most Anxiety-Inducing Wonderful Time of the Year!

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

If Love Actually has taught us anything, it’s that the holidays are a time for boldness! So let us be the first to say:

WE LOVE YOU!

THANK YOU for being part of our community this year– Seriously, welcome to the party, pal! You’re the gift that keeps on giving. You know, one of the good ones that you don’t even consider regifting!

May this Christmas season find you and yours rockin’ around the Christmas Tree, avoiding all mall Santas, and ending the year on a Mariah-worthy high note.

🎄 Merry Christmas! 🎄